Da Cribs

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Don't know if I should be concerned that this seller has a baby or that he/she cannot spell.....or both.

Mr. Telephone Man

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Hey kids, you looking for something special to get for your Dad for Father's Day?! Well, look no further, this seller has a telephone pole for sale. Telephone pole, you say?! Yes, telephone pole. You just can't get this stuff on HSN, people.

Operators are standing by. Oh, wait, maybe not since this seller appears to have cut down his own telephone pole.

WTF??????

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Okay, this was too good to pass up. So, what this eBay seller is telling us is that you too can own your very own secret book with hiding compartment and another one as a decoy??? Huh!




This seller must have been an Arts & Crafts flunky.


Hey pal, um, psst........, your secret is now out for the world to see. Oh, and Merriam Webster would be so proud that you ruined a perfectly good dictionary for your so-called art project. I think I'll pass and make one myself out of my Danielle Steel novels.

Did you just fall off the turnip truck?

Seller here must have missed the memo going around about dirt. How can dirt be "clean"? And inquiring minds would like to know what kind of project would you actually need clean dirt for?

Hmmm......

Lions and Tigers and Spider webs? Oh my!

Oh snap! I just cleaned out my basement of cobwebs. Man!

Many kudos to this eBay seller for the genius idea. I am stoked that the spider is included; two thumbs up.......cobwebs wouldn't be the same without little spidey. His days of climbing up water spouts are O-V-E-R.

Genius here wanted to let all the potential buyers know that "real spider webs build up". No, shit, Sherlock!

This will be snatched up before you can say, "Black Widow".